March 14, 2006
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Got this from J Saturn.
Love Makes A Marriage.
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe LOVE makes a marriage.
I’m not feeling especially profound at the moment. My main thought recently is that for all my sleeping and goofing off–that I don’t really relax or chill much–if that makes sense. Weather up and down here but hey! That’s Indiana. 70′s yesterday–snow on Green Day tomorrow. 40 mph winds today. Do you know where your Leperchauns are?
Yawn. My mind sorta blank at the moment. Haha Is it the lunar eclipse or the Mercury retrograde? Haha
Comments (5)
good post – keep it up! peace and luv, Al
You know Wil…this has been one strange week in retail for me and it just keeps coming. I am working too many hours…good for the eating out money…but bad for the brain cells. Well in my case probably good to keep them active. Not a time when we can relax somehow…we are between seasons and our bodies know it
Keep on keeping on and thanks for the visits!
You freaked me out, with the comment you left me! Did I ever say, that every night, before I go to bed, I put on the overhead light, and look under the bed??? If I forget to do it, I get out of bed, put on the light, and look.
great posting!
what was that picture with the dates? was it a glacier or some such sundry thing? (sundry is my new favorite word) i didn’t understand the picture you sent me…did you even mean to send it to me at all? right now, i feel meaningless looking.